Distant Cousins

I just found out, I’m related to George Bush, and John Kerry.

My mom’s been researching our families genealogy and ran across this information:
The genealogical relationships between George Walker Bush and John Forbes Kerry

George Bush and John Kerry share the same ancestor of Henry Herrick, which is my ancestor as well. I’m going to go into the corner and cry now. I think I’m going to just focus on my ancestores roles in burning witches at Salem instead.

Unfortunately I’m not related to Hugh Hefner. That would be cool.

6 Responses to “Distant Cousins”

  1. kowgod Says:

    Now THAT’S a character flaw.

  2. gregh Says:

    Sadly, I agree.

  3. Taz Says:

    See if you can contact either of em. I’m sure they will welcome you after they learn you are a distant relative.

  4. pred Says:

    They’ll welcome you into their circle of nepotism, and all your job security worries will be forgotten. Studies show being a related to a president substantially increases your own presidential chances, tho you might be above the IQ cap.

  5. gregh Says:

    Do you think the Directory of FEMA job is still open?

  6. Taz Says:

    Hey anything is possible when your lastname is Bush (or related to).

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