Lousy Smarch Weather

I just wanted to check in real quick and take the blame for bringing this apocalyptic snow storm upon us. Yesterday I took advantage of the beautiful 50+ degree weather to wash my car.

Obviously due to my chronic sinning and blasphemy, God decided to pay a good Fuck You upon me and my beautifully sparkling automobile by dumping a craptillion tons of snow on me while I was driving to work.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the nice 1.5 hours it took me to get here were a pleasant kick to the nuts, but I still take solace in knowing that my until recently clean car is making millions of other people miserable as well.

Take THAT, suckers!

3 Responses to “Lousy Smarch Weather”

  1. Taz Says:

    I KNEW it was you! Goddamn You!

  2. gregh Says:

    I want a snow day for work on Wednesday. Do you think you can wash your car on Tuesday?

    Thanks.

  3. slav Says:

    next time, check the weather first 😉