Lousy Smarch Weather
I just wanted to check in real quick and take the blame for bringing this apocalyptic snow storm upon us. Yesterday I took advantage of the beautiful 50+ degree weather to wash my car.
Obviously due to my chronic sinning and blasphemy, God decided to pay a good Fuck You upon me and my beautifully sparkling automobile by dumping a craptillion tons of snow on me while I was driving to work.
Now, don’t get me wrong, the nice 1.5 hours it took me to get here were a pleasant kick to the nuts, but I still take solace in knowing that my until recently clean car is making millions of other people miserable as well.
Take THAT, suckers!
March 6th, 2006 at 10:23 am
I KNEW it was you! Goddamn You!
March 6th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
I want a snow day for work on Wednesday. Do you think you can wash your car on Tuesday?
Thanks.
March 7th, 2006 at 1:13 am
next time, check the weather first 😉