The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round…

Bus drivers provide transportation for millions of people every year, from commuters to school children to vacationers. Bus drivers pick up and drop off passengers at bus stops, stations, or—in the case of students—at regularly scheduled neighborhood locations, all according to strict time schedules. Now I know it isn’t a great job but it does have its moments.

From time to time, you get the drunk people who catch the bus. Some try to share their evening with everyone else by going into a long description of their night. Others just pass out and ride the bus 2 to 3 loops before getting off only 10 feet from where they got on. Drunk chicks are the best because if they are drunk enough they might tease you by showing you some skin. Thursday thru Saturday are typical days for these types of passengers. So its kind of expected.

I drove my shift yesterday(Sunday) like usual and expected nothing out of the ordinary to happen. Usually, students drive home for the weekend so the campus is pretty empty on weekends. Little did I know that it was actually going to be a fun night. I picked up three college ladies at one of my stops and they sat in the back of the bus.  As I drove my route, I heard one of them laughing and talking about her trip back to school and how she got scared because everyone in the car was high. She was explaining that she was so high she became paranoid about being followed by state troopers on the highway. The road was barely visible because of the thick fog so I tried to concentrate on the road ahead. I decided to rush to the next stop to see if I could hear more of the tale but it turned out that the next stop was theirs so they left. Towards the end of my shift, the passenger loads became less and less. So I decided to check my bus for trash. When I got to the back of the bus, to my surprise, I found an empty dime bag! I quickly disposed of it and wondered why she didn’t think to share some with me.

Sure bus drivers must operate vehicles safely, especially in heavy traffic and the buses can carry more than 100 passengers at a time. But that’s no reason you can’t share your recreational drugs with them. So take a lesson from the drunk crowd you smokers! The next time you ride a bus share your night’s experience with everyone on the bus especially the bus driver. Because sharing is caring.

5 Responses to “The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round…”

  1. gregh Says:

    Hail to the bus driver,
    Bus driver!
    Bus driver!
    Hail to the bus driver,
    Bus driver man.

    He yells and he cusses,
    and smells up the busses,
    Hail to the bus driver,
    Bus driver man.

    He steps on the clutch
    and the toilet goes flush.
    Hail to the bus driver,
    Bus driver man.

  2. kowgod Says:

    I’m gonna come ride your bus, and sit in the seat immediately behind and across the aisle from you, and I’m gonna sit there all night asking you which stop is next, then yell it out for the rest of the bus to hear, because they need to know those things, but you can never understand it over the microphone the bus driver has.

    Man, I miss that guy from the 93 N. California………..

  3. jiajia Says:

    do you think people will fuck on the bus? It is great to see your blog

  4. Taz Says:

    Not fucks but maybe some good footage for a “Girls Gone Wild” video

  5. Yo mama Says:

    Hail to the bus driver,
    bus driver,
    bus driver,
    Hail to the bus driver,
    bus driver man.

    He drunks and he cusses
    and crashes the busses
    Hail to the bus driver,
    bus driver man.

    He steps on the clutch
    and the toilet goes flush.
    Hail to the bus driver,
    Bus driver man.